Did you ever wonder why there
were no mythological Gods of Redneck Folklore? Neither did I.
Then I saw this wonderful picture (copyright Lura Helms) and I said to
myself, “That explains it!”
I’m sure a bunch of ya’ll are gonna leave comments
thanking me for enlightening you on Redneck Mythology. I won’t be able to
respond right away as I am on the road this weekend, but don’t worry, I promise
to visit your blogs as soon as I return.
I appreciate you stopping by.
Redneck Mythology
Billy Bob
was half goat/half man. We won’t go into his genealogical lineage, but suffice it
to say, his kinfolks are regulars on Dr. Phil.
One
day, Billy Bob was peeping over the fork of ash tree spying on three beautiful
young nymphs skinny dipping. Little did he know that this particular tree was a
Venus Fly Ash.
His Mom
saw him and cried out, “Billy Bob, pull your head out of that ash!” But the
tree snapped shut on Billy’s head.
The
moral of the story is; "When you’re doing something naughty; don't stick your
head up an ash."
